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Many of these
stories are "slash," meaning they depict gay
relationships. Explicit stories are marked.
If gay or sexual content offends you, don't read them. |
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| Spin (2,330 words) NC-17 This is set sometime before 'The London Assignment,' (which is also before the movie, for those who haven't seen TLA). December, 2004. Leverage and Momentum ( 9,880 words) NC-17 Sequel to Spin. You should read Spin first to avoid having to shake your head and wonder what the hell was that about? Brother Caleb is my character. He rarely gets the respect he thinks he deserves. This is his third appearance in my fiction. He is not impressed. June, 2005 A Measure of Guilt (4,230 words) After Carl and Gabriel leave Transylvania for home, they react differently to what they've just been through. January 2005 Natural Ability (480 words) A short conversation between Carl and Van Helsing a couple of months after Transylvania. March, 2006 Distraction (1,470 words) adult Van Helsing's having a problem, and Carl's trying to help. October, 2005 |
Opposites
Attract (2,270
words) Carl's playing with unstable chemicals again, and the results shock him and Van Helsing. April, 2005 For a Good Day (890 words) A day made a little bit better, sometime after Transylvania. February, 2007 Scent (270 words) Two years after Transylvania, both men catch a scent that takes them back. January, 2006 Waiting (330 words) Top Hat is a patient man. May, 2007. Something (460 words) adult Part 1 of this short 3 parter, "Nothing," is not my story. It's the beautiful work of Marylou, and is actually a stand-alone PG-rated story that I liked so much, I want to write two little companions to it. And bless her, she let me. January, 2005 The Most Important Meal of the Day (Battle Cry 2) (1,770 words) NC-17 Carl talks dirty. The sequel to Battle Cry. Read it first for sparkling comprehension. June, 2005 |
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April
Fool's Day
I've written an April Fool's Day Van Helsing story every year since 2005. I probably know why, but maybe not. |
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| Battle
Cry,
or
Your Momma (1,670
words) adult This started with a LiveJournal meme called "What's your battle cry?" A friend's battle cry was sufficiently funny that I tried it. Then she said something to the effect of "Can't you just hear Carl saying that?" I found myself, against my will, imagining Carl saying most of them, sort of in the context of the "sweaty-toothed madman!" scene from The Dead Poet's Society. April 1st, 2005 Carl's Mistake (610 words) adult I've worked on this gut-wrenchingly emotional story for seven years now. Bled, sweated and bawled over it. So reed and revue, kthxbye. April 1st, 2006 |
A
Long Time
Coming (570 words) adult Carl has wanted to do this to Van Helsing for a while now. Van Helsing has not been equally enthused. Today, he gives in. April 1st, 2007 Pati's Big Adventure (1270 words) Carl and Van Helsing have been in the time machine again, and have ended up in Pati H.'s house. April 1st, 2008 Carl's Diary (1390 words) Dear Diary, Carl style April 1st, 2009 A Pinch to Grow On (2,610 words) Birthdays and alternate realities. April 1st, 2010 |
| Birthdays, Holidays and Crack!fic |
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| A
Really Short Halloween
Story
with a Really Long Title (920 words) (Or, Carl and Van Helsing Time Warp to 2007 and Have $20 to Spend at Wal-Mart and, a House in the Suburbs, for No Discernable Reason) Silly Halloween fun, chiefly for me. October 31, 2007 Semantics and Angry Poultry (2,160 words) A sequel to a nikoru's fun fic, for her birthday. Read The Semantics of Contracts, part 2 of 9 of her Splice of Life series, if you hope to understand a pop of it. November, 2005 Not!my birthday, but a Thanksgiving, 2009, fiction exchange between me and my 13-year-old daughter! She wrote this Van Helsing story for me: Untitled :) |
A
Van Full of Testosterone.
And Weapons. (1,340 words) National Treasure/Van Helsing crossover. Yes, really. This story is based on several late night conversations and many private jokes with xandri, to whom it is dedicated. It might not make a whip of sense to anyone else. August, 2005 If You Don't Want Someone to Read It (860 words) A sequel to Pati's Big Adventure, for her birthday June, 2009 (There's a third story in the "series," written by Pati for my birthday, yay! It's Bad Hair Day, or When Van Helsing Saw Twice.) |
| Drabbles (100 words) | |
| But
Scrollwork
Improves
the
Aim Sweet Talk Carl's creations are more than just deadly weapons. Two linked drabbles. April, 2006 Unconditional What friends give. April, 2006 |
Fine
Print
adult Vladislaus' regret. October 2005 Persuasion adult Who's affecting whom? April, 2005 |
| InsaneJournal
Porn Battle The point was to write porn that doesn't exceed the limits of the comment box. |
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| Choices (750 words) NC-17 The prompt was 'restraints.' Carl has vivid dreams. April, 2008 |
Unlocked
(580 words) NC-17 The prompt was 'unlocked.' Van Helsing makes an unexpected discovery. April, 2008 |