Sung to the tune of "Frere Jacques" (Are You Sleeping?)

Are you feeding, are you feeding
Nicolah? Nicolah?
Cow's blood won't sustain you
Mortal life will drain you
N'est pas? N'est pas?

Don't deny it, don't deny it
You're undead, you're undead
Doctor Lambert's wooing
Will be your undoing
You're misled. Use your head.

Thwack. Thwack. Thwack. Thwack.


1999, Cousin Shelley

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