Van Helsing Fan Fiction

These characters are owned by Stephen Sommers and Universal Studios.
No money is being made from these works of fiction, no disrespect is intended.
On the contrary. I love them so much, I wanted to spend more time with them.

April Fool's Day I've written an April Fool's Day Van Helsing story every year since 2005. I probably know why, but maybe not.
Many of these stories are "slash," meaning they depict gay relationships. Explicit stories are marked. If gay or sexual content offends you, don't read them.
Spin (2,330 words) NC-17 This is set sometime before 'The London Assignment,' (which is also before the movie, for those who haven't seen TLA). December, 2004. Leverage and Momentum ( 9,880 words) NC-17 Sequel to Spin. You should read Spin first to avoid having to shake your head and wonder what the hell was that about? Brother Caleb is my character. He rarely gets the respect he thinks he deserves. This is his third appearance in my fiction. He is not impressed. June, 2005 Sins of the Father (26,300 words) NC-17 Carl has a secret he's keeping from everyone, especially Van Helsing, who discovers the terrible secret and helps Carl work through his past. Sins of the Father was nominated for a Men of Middle Earth (MOME) Award in 2010. :) A Measure of Guilt (4,230 words) After Carl and Gabriel leave Transylvania for home, they react differently to what they've just been through. January 2005 Natural Ability (480 words) A short conversation between Carl and Van Helsing a couple of months after Transylvania. March, 2006 The Most Important Meal of the Day (Battle Cry 2) (1,770 words) NC-17 Carl talks dirty. The sequel to Battle Cry. Read it first for sparkling comprehension. June, 2005	Opposites Attract (2,270 words) Carl's playing with unstable chemicals again, and the results shock him and Van Helsing. April, 2005 For a Good Day (890 words) A day made a little bit better, sometime after Transylvania. February, 2007 Scent (270 words) Two years after Transylvania, both men catch a scent that takes them back. January, 2006 Waiting (330 words) Top Hat is a patient man. May, 2007. Something (460 words) adult Part 1 of this short 3 parter, "Nothing," is not my story. It's the beautiful work of Marylou, and is actually a stand-alone PG-rated story that I liked so much, I want to write two little companions to it. And bless her, she let me. January, 2005 Distraction (1,470 words) adult Van Helsing's having a problem, and Carl's trying to help. October, 2005 Just the Right Static Charge (3,200 words) Carl tries to right a grievous wrong. Written for Pati's birthday. May, 2011 Darken the Moon (8,850 words) 2011 NC-17 Dracula's antidote removed the werewolf's curse, but withdrawal takes time. Written for Yuletide 2011.
Battle Cry, or Your Momma (1,670 words) adult This started with a LiveJournal meme called "What's your battle cry?" A friend's battle cry was sufficiently funny that I tried it. Then she said something to the effect of "Can't you just hear Carl saying that?" I found myself, against my will, imagining Carl saying most of them, sort of in the context of the "sweaty-toothed madman!" scene from The Dead Poet's Society. April 1st, 2005 Carl's Mistake (610 words) adult I've worked on this gut-wrenchingly emotional story for seven years now. Bled, sweated and bawled over it. So reed and revue, kthxbye. April 1st, 2006 A Long Time Coming (570 words) adult Carl has wanted to do this to Van Helsing for a while now. Van Helsing has not been equally enthused. Today, he gives in. April 1st, 2007	Pati's Big Adventure (1,270 words) Carl and Van Helsing have been in the time machine again, and have ended up in Pati H.'s house. April 1st, 2008 Carl's Diary (1,390 words) Dear Diary, Carl style April 1st, 2009 A Pinch to Grow On (2,610 words) Birthdays and alternate realities. April 1st, 2010 Carl the Poet (1,050 words) Who knew Carl had a Poet's Soul? April 1st, 2011 Side-Effects (2,230 words) adult Carl's All Fool's Day concoction has an unintended but delightful side-effect. April 1st, 2012
Birthdays, Holidays and Crack!fic
A Really Short Halloween Story with a Really Long Title (920 words) (Or, Carl and Van Helsing Time Warp to 2007 and Have $20 to Spend at Wal-Mart and, a House in the Suburbs, for No Discernable Reason) Silly Halloween fun, chiefly for me. October 31, 2007 Semantics and Angry Poultry (2,160 words) A sequel to a nikoru's fun fic, for her birthday. Read The Semantics of Contracts, part 2 of 9 of her Splice of Life series, if you hope to understand a pop of it. November, 2005 Of Eyestalks, Stalking and Animal Anatomy (2,600 words) A sequel to the above story, Semantics and Angry Poultry. Read the two previous stories for it to make sense. September 10, 2010 Not!my birthday, but a Thanksgiving, 2009, fiction exchange between me and my 13-year-old daughter! She wrote this Van Helsing story for me: Untitled :)	A Van Full of Testosterone. And Weapons. (1,340 words) National Treasure/Van Helsing crossover. Yes, really. This story is based on several late night conversations and many private jokes with xandri, to whom it is dedicated. It might not make a whip of sense to anyone else. August, 2005 If You Don't Want Someone to Read It (860 words) A sequel to Pati's Big Adventure, for her birthday June, 2009 (There's a third story in this "series," written by Pati for my birthday, yay! It's Bad Hair Day, or When Van Helsing Saw Twice.) Just the Right Static Charge (3,200 words) Carl tries to right a grievous wrong. Written for Pati's birthday. Though the story isn't crack!fic, it can serve as a sort of sequel to some of the stranger stuff. :) May, 2011
Drabbles (100 words)
But Scrollwork Improves the Aim Sweet Talk Carl's creations are more than just deadly weapons. Two linked drabbles. April, 2006 Unconditional What friends give. April, 2006	Fine Print adult Vladislaus' regret. October 2005 Persuasion adult Who's affecting whom? April, 2005
InsaneJournal Porn Battle The point was to write porn that doesn't exceed the limits of the comment box.
Choices (750 words) NC-17 The prompt was 'restraints.' Carl has vivid dreams. April, 2008	Unlocked (580 words) NC-17 The prompt was 'unlocked.' Van Helsing makes an unexpected discovery. April, 2008

Forever Knight Fan Fiction

These characters are owned by Jim Parriott and Tristar.
The characters in Constantine are owned by DC and Warner Brothers.
No money is being made from these works of fiction, no disrespect is intended.
On the contrary. I love them so much, I wanted to spend more time with them.

Drabbles (100 words)
Many of these stories are "slash," meaning they depict gay relationships. Explicit stories are marked. If gay or sexual content offends you, don't read them.
Reclaiming (5,380 words) This story is my version of the Last Knight (the final episode) how it woulda, coulda, shoulda happened. I've taken some liberties with the actual dialogue in the show, letting some take place behind the scenes, and changing some slightly to fit my particular version of the story. This story starts during the episode Last Knight. May, 2001 Lessons (1,900 words) Some sink in slower than others. November, 2007 Tipping the Scales (2,300 words) A Forever Knight/Constantine crossover.This is set during Season 3, shortly after the episode Sons of Belial. I realize the timelines don't sync very well, so let's pretend that eppy takes place just before the events in the movie Constantine. Otherwise, Chas would not be nearly old enough to drive. March, 2006 Possession (6,960 words) NC-17 This story takes place about 3 weeks after the episode Sons of Belial. It appeared in the charity fanzine The Unnamed Faction Pillow Book. May, 1999 Victor's Tale (1,670 words) adult Nick and LaCroix from a different point of view. Richard and Victor are my characters. April, 2002	Puppet Masters (720 words) adult Written for a 'disturbed sleep' challenge at contrelamontre at LiveJournal, where you have limited time to write. This one took 50 minutes. Who's controlling whom? August, 2005 One to Grow On (390 words) Sometime during the 2nd season. Schanke has a birthday. January, 2006 Pull (450 words) The cost of the bond between master and protégé. October, 2005 Uninvited (450 words) Nicholas and LaCroix, and unspoken agreements. November, 2007 If We Kissed (6,510 words) NC-17 This story directly follows the events in the episode Night in Question. It's the first fanfic I wrote as as an adult (I scrawled Star Trek stories as a kid.) And it's a songfic--the lyrics are from What Would Happen by Meredith Brooks. First posted fanfic, 10-year-old songfic . . . that's your final warning. March, 1998
Vices Schanke's bad habit. January, 2005 At First Sight A decision made in 1228. January, 2006	Monday's Child, Tuesday's Child Children as different as night and. . . twilight. January, 2006 Rules of Engagment All relationships are unique. April, 2006
Fun Stuff and Crack!fic
Support Group for Fanfic Characters (1,750 words) adult A support group meeting for slash fan fiction characters. Because we lampoon what we love. November, 2004	Love That Burns Forever and Ever and Melts Everything (mercifully short) NC-17 This story is bad. Very, very bad. But that's good, because it was written for the Unnamed Faction's 7-Paragraph BAD Slash Challenge. The object was to write the worst slash story possible in only 7 paragraphs. The badder, the better. Innocent Pornwriter is a good friend of mine. She's a reluctant porn writer (can't bring herself to write words like fck or cck) who's in desperate need of an ear for dialogue, a good editor, and maybe a few good men. She also tends to write while picturing a Fabio-graced romance-novel cover in her head.I'm told she wrote this while premenstrual, directly after eating two- and-a-half bags of peanut M&Ms. Go figure. November, 2002
Poetry and Miscellaneous Stuff
Chivalrous Poem. Final ballot nominee in the 1998 Forever Knight Fan Fiction Awards. December 1998 Nick Asks An Ubiquitous Question adult Poem. Appeared in the charity fanzine The Unnamed Faction Pillow Book. May, 1999 Fifteenth Century Bed adult Poem. Appeared in the charity fanzine The Unnamed Faction Pillow Book. May, 1999	Janette and LaCroix, They Poem. February, 2001 A Sonnet Series Four linked sonnets. March, 1999 Are You Feeding? Sing it to the tune of "Frere Jacques" (Are You Sleeping?) 1999

Other Fandoms, Crossovers and One-shots

Lord of the Rings
Many of these stories are "slash," meaning they depict gay relationships. Explicit stories are marked. If gay or sexual content offends you, don't read them.
The Yuletide Treasure Project 2008, 2009, 2010
Galaxy Quest Thespians, Aliens and a Damn, Stupid Hammer (4,340 words) 2008 Alexander thinks about Quellek more often than Jason takes his shirt off on the show. He might have a chance to purge his regrets. Just Doing His Part for Morale (760 words) 2009 Fred's doing his part to make things run smoothly at the studio. Boston Legal $#*! Denny Says (1,680 words) 2010 Not technically part of the Yuletide collection, but written as a Yuletide gift for Lyrastar, who couldn't participate this year. Denny god damn Crane. Panda Cheese TV Commercials Everybody Loves Cheese, or Else (1,740 words) 2010 Never say no to Panda, seriously. WKRP in Cincinnati Morning with Johnny (370 words) 2010 Morning isn't Johnny's best time of day. A Bit of Fry & Laurie An Illicit Co-Worker Affair Filled with Passionate Socks (1,080 words) 2011 Tony and Control reveal their feelings in as clear and accurate a manner as possible. X-Men Origins: Wolverine A Taste for It (930 words) 2011 adult What Victor and Logan were before they were enemies. (More X-Men and Wolverine) Van Helsing Darken the Moon (8,850 words) 2011 NC-17 Dracula's antidote removed the werewolf's curse, but withdrawal takes time. (More Van Helsing) True Blood Some Crazy, Random, Happenstance Bullshit That All Turned Out Okay (6,500 words) 2009 adult Lafayette has a Bon Temps kind of good day. Father, Brother, Child (760 words) 2009 A look at Eric's and Godric's parting decades before, and their reunion. Not Much for Conversation (970 words) 2010 adult Eric and Pam discuss a new dancer.	Eastern Promises Tests of Power (2,070 words) 2008 adult Kirill, we don't kill babies. "Tests of Power" was nominated for a Men of Middle Earth (MOME) award in 2009. :) Soft and Bright (525 words) 2009 Nikolai and Kirill. Skin Deep (1800 words) 2010 adult Kirill might have a few doubts about whether he and Nikolai are truly partners. Hiding Places (1,840 Words) 2011 adult Playing games is difficult when you're not sure of the rules. Victor/Victoria Counts, Curves and Cognac (1,325 words) 2009 Toddy and Victoria being best buddies. Star Trek RPF We Forgave the Song a Long Time Ago (600 words) 2011 Shat happens, and usually we love it. But not always. (More Star Trek) The Ricky Gervais Show Karl's Brain, Such as it Is (1,470 words) 2011 Zombies have ravaged the world. Pointless conversations must go on. Night Court Nothing in My Hat, Nothing Up My Sleeve (2,020 words) 2010 Harry wants to have a long overdue conversation; Dan is less enthusiastic. Hogan's Heroes Playing the Part (7,700 words) 2010 After Colonel Klink is injured in an ambush, Hogan must rescue him. Male bonding ensues as they make their way back to safety. Automan Steamy Women with Erotic Desires (6,370 words) 2011 NC-17 Walter comes to appreciate Auto a bit more after Auto uncovers some interesting things about Walter and the way humans relate. Modern Family What's in a Name? (6,130 words) 2010 Phil tries to find the perfect present for his and Claire's upcoming anniversary, but things don't go quite as he planned.

More True Blood The Way to a Man's Heart (720 words) adult This was written for the Happyfest. The prompt was Bill/Sookie, pie. July, 2009	More Modern Family Daddy-O (2,400 words) A Cam and Mitchell story I wrote in a fic exchange with my 13-year-old! Her story to me is Van Helsing. :) November, 2009
Starsky & Hutch Luck (3,630 words) adult This was written for the Starsky & Hutch Slashfest at LiveJournal. Ya hafta make your own luck, sometimes. June, 2005	Star Trek (The Original Series) Instinct (1,530 words) This was written for the Happyfest. The prompt was Spock/McCoy, snark. Spock and McCoy argue have a discussion. July, 2009
Crossovers
For the Marvel Movies Crossover Ficathon on Livejournal All from September, 2010 Supergirl (5,160 words) -- X-Men/Kick Ass Crossover Hit Girl and Wolverine meet and each learns a little from the experience. Masks (6,240 words) -- X-Men/Spiderman Crossover adult Scott Summers goes to Norman Osborn for funding to help Xavier's School, and gets more than money.	Tipping the Scales (2,297 words) A Forever Knight/Constantine crossover.This is set during Season 3, shortly after the episode Sons of Belial. I realize the timelines don't sync very well, so let's pretend that eppy takes place just before the events in the movie Constantine. Otherwise, Chas would not be nearly old enough to drive. March, 2006 A Van Full of Testosterone. And Weapons. (1,339 words) National Treasure/Van Helsing crossover. Yes, really. This story is based on several late night conversations and many private jokes with xandri, to whom it is dedicated. It might not make a whip of sense to anyone else. August, 2005
Random Fandom Drabbles (100 words)
Truths Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness). Muraka, Tsuzuki and Hisoka. April, 2005	Thorns Int. w/the Vamp. Armand and Louis. April, 2006
In Bloom (3,200 words) adult Faramir and the White Tree have something in common. September, 2007 Kingly Gifts (4,700 words) adult This was written for a Trick or Treat fic exchange for someone who wanted Aragorn and Boromir, a little on the dark side. October, 2009	Watchers (1,040 words) This was written for a friend who wanted something about Faramir inspired by the lyrics to Beautiful Disaster. Where there's Faramir, so goes Boromir. September, 2006 Identity Drabble (100 words) Aragorn and Elrond April, 2006
Ficsfordaisy challenge. The challenge was to write 3 stories with a common theme each based on a different character played by David Wenham. All are from June, 2005
Better Halves (1,020 words) Sam Flynn from the movie Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course Bohemian Rhapsody (880 words) Audrey from the movie Moulin Rouge!	$727,000 (800 words) Jim Doyle from the movie The Bank
X-Men
For the X-Men Movieverse Ficathon on Livejournal All from November, 2009 Letting Go (4,385 words) Post X-2. Logan can't believe that no one's looking for Scott. This is fix-it fic. Stalemate (5,090 words) adult Charles and Erik between X1 and X2. Symbiotic Metamorphosis (9,700 words) This was a collaboration with brighteyedcat. Mystique as a teenager is recruited by Erik Lehnsherr and brought to the school. Xavier and Lehnsherr give her a lesson in using her powers. For the Marvel Movies Crossover Ficathon on Livejournal All from September, 2010 Supergirl (5,160 words) -- X-Men/Kick Ass Crossover Hit Girl and Wolverine meet and each learns a little from the experience. Masks (6,240 words) -- X-Men/Spiderman Crossover adult Scott Summers goes to Norman Osborn for funding to help Xavier's School, and gets more than money.	Drabbles (100 words) Triad adult Scott and Logan, post X-2 December, 2004 Chromium Magneto December, 2004 A Good Excuse Christmastime and mistletoe. December, 2004 Freedoms, Anniversaries Magneto and Mystique, and someone else. January, 2005
Oh, You Punta Loca! (650 words) Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining I Love Lucy and Muppet Babies. The story should use possession by Satan as a plot device! Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator Because, you know, what the hell. January, 2009

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